New York’s Mayoralty Race Tightens Up

BIG APPLE’S MAYORALTY RACE HEATS UP Disgraced ex-Congressman neck-and-neck with New York’s leading lesbian New York, July 7th (SHK) Samantha Curtis hit the ceiling last weekend when she learned that ex-Congressman Anthony Wiener would speak at her daughter’s high school graduation. But when he invoked the “arc of the hero” in his speech, Samantha was [...]

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Fashion over Fitness at Wimbledon

NEW PERSPECTIVES ON THE WOMEN’S GAME Fashion Now Dominates Fitness at Wimbledon London, July 6th, 2013 (SHK) Great Britain’s new hope on the women’s side is Laura Robson, 19, who made it all the way to the Round of 16 this year. After the lackluster women’s championship match today, the BBC interviewed Robson over Mint [...]

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Cairo in New Link with West Point

CAIRO FORGES LINK WITH WEST POINT Egyptian Generals Opt for Superior Training July 4th, 2013 (SHK) When Egypt’s ruling military council deposed democratically-elected President Morsi this week, the Superior Court simultaneously announced a new relationship with West Point. Adly Mansour, the interim leader in Cairo, acknowledged that democracy may not be an effective cure for [...]

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Moscow Makes It Official

MOSCOW MAKES IT OFFICIAL World Will Not Come to an End. Republicans Disagree Moscow, Russia December 8th, 2012 (SHK) Widespread reports of psychotic behavior throughout Russia recently have moved Moscow to action. When inmates in a prison near the Chinese border experienced “mass hysteria,” a priest had to be summoned to calm them. Near Moscow, [...]

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Could “Arab Spring” Be Fiction?

‘ARAB SPRING’ MAY BE FICTION, SCIENTISTS SAY Health Institute Reveals Shocking Data Washington, D.C. November 26th, 2012 (SHK) Mohamed Morsi, the democratically elected president of Egypt, unleashed a hornet’s nest of vitriol and abuse last Friday when he issued an edict giving him unchecked authority. Critics accused him of being another pharaoh and restoring the [...]

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Did Jesus Have a Wife?

DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE? Papyrus Fragment Vague but Provocative Cambridge, MA September 20th, 2012 (SHK) Dr. Karen King, professor of history at Harvard, shocked the secular world this week with her discovery of a papyrus fragment allegedly containing a comment from Jesus heretofore never recorded. “My wife, she…” was the fateful fragment written in [...]

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Religious Conflict Rising!

RELIGIOUS VIOLENCE HITS NEW PEAK More Conflict Seen in Space via Interstellar Travel Paris, France September 26th, 2013 (SHK) Calling itself a defender of free speech and a denouncer of religious backwardness, a French satirical newspaper recently published several crude caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad, some showing him naked and in provocative pornographic poses. The [...]

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China’s Leader Reappears in Public

CHINA’S NEW LEADER REAPPEARS IN PUBLIC Temporary Absence Caused by Aliens Beijing, China September 17th, 2012 (SHK) Xi Jinping, heir apparent to Hu Jintao’s position as President of China, recently reappeared in Beijing after a two-week absence. He was reportedly seen with intravenous tubes hanging from both arms. . China watchers thought his disappearance may [...]

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Election Hangs on Key Voter

ELECTION HANGS ON KEY VOTER Flash: California Announces New Currency Washington, DC September 9th, 2012 (SHK) The conventional wisdom about this year’s presidential election is that the critical campaign is really about six so-called swing states – Nevada, Colorado, Iowa, Michigan, Ohio and Virginia. The rest of the country is equally divided between those that [...]

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President of Gambia Planning Mass Executions

PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA PLANS MASS EXECUTIONS Republicans See New Election Campaign Strategy Banjul, Gambia August 26th, 2012 (SHK) Gambia’s President Yahya Jammeh said yesterday that he will “stop at nothing to execute Gambians who are plotting to overthrow my government.” The president is a former wrestler on the WWF worldwide tour and an army colonel. [...]

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