ATHEISTS FIGHT BACK, CHALLENGE EVANGELICALS Forecast for Primaries is Partly Murky with Scattered Court Cases Tallahassee, FL January 29th, 2012 (SHK) Jessica Ahlquist, 16, is an outspoken atheist in Cranston, Rhode Island. She has successfully sued her high school to have a Christian prayer removed from a wall in the auditorium. “This damn prayer violates [...]
GINGRICH BLITZ CONQUERS SOUTH CAROLINA Perry Out; Santorum Devastated; Romney Changes his Religion Charleston, SC January 22nd, 2012 (SHK) When the National Association of Evangelical Ministers endorsed Rick Santorum last week, everybody thought the right-wing Pennsylvanian would win South Carolina hands-down. But politics is a game of unpredictable odds, just like the game of craps. [...]
VOTE BUYOUT WINS ELECTION FOR ROMNEY Other Republicans Fight over Scraps; Gov. Perry Vanishes Concord, NH January 10th, 2012 (SHK) Mitt Romney’s experience at Bain Capital proved successful once again. The outcome of the New Hampshire primary was never in doubt — he bought 40% of the votes — though ordinary voters are beginning to [...]
SANTORUM, PERRY CAMPAIGN FOR CHRIST Looking for Believers, but Finding Romulans Columbia, SC January 14th, 2012 (SHK) Former senator Rick Santorum and Texas Gov. Rick Perry may be languishing in the polls, after their results in Iowa and New Hampshire landed in the low single-digits. But reality seems not to bother either of them as [...]
MITT-BOT SQUEAKS BY IN IOWA But #2 Santorum thinks New Hampshire will be His Concord, NH January 6th, 2012 (SHK) Former Massachusetts Governor and Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney squeaked through the Iowa caucuses by 8 votes this week. “I’m the only candidate who can battle an incumbent Democrat and win,” he said in his [...]
IOWA’S CAUCUS KICKS OFF TODAY Republican Dwarves Hunting Straw Votes in a Haystack Des Moines, Iowa January 3rd, 2012 (SHK) The 2012 Open Season on Primaries starts today in Iowa. Republicans will watch the polls closely to see who takes the lead in this massively important landlocked Midwestern state. Iowa became the 29th state of [...]
THE MOST ABSURD NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS In Other Words, is the World going Nuts? New York, NY January 1st, 2012 (SHK) World leaders and wannabes alike have made their New Year’s resolutions in time for the first day of the Year of the Dragon. Is the world getting crazier? Judge for yourself. Yitzchak Feldheim, a [...]
