SHOCKING UPSET IN MICHIGAN Write-in Vote Overwhelms Romney, Santorum Columbus, OH February 29th, 2012 (SHK) Late-night write-in votes Tuesday overtook the slight lead held by Mitt Romney over fellow Republican and born-again Christian conservative Rick Santorum in preliminary results. Press reports initially showed Romney leading Santorum by a few percentage points; national news outlets like [...]
AFGHANS RIOT WHEN NATO TROOPS BURN KORAN Muslims in Michigan Retaliate, Set Fire to Bibles in Detroit New York, NY Feb 24th, 2012 (SHK) The world was shocked when it was revealed that NATO troops in Afghanistan admitted they had burned the Koran, the Holy Book of Islam, at Bagram this week. “We were told [...]
WITH NO PRIMARIES, WORLD’S ABSURDITIES MULTIPLY The New York Times Features Only Sadness and Guilt Now New York, NY February 18th, 2012 (SHK) With the Republican primary elections in temporary hiatus, America’s leading newspapers like The New York Times have been inundating us with sad, guilt-laden stories from around the world. Recent front-page headlines showcase [...]
CALIFORNIA COURT REVERSES GAY MARRIAGE BAN More States to Tighten Laws by 2020 San Francisco, CA February 12th, 2012 (SHK) California’s 3-judge Ninth Federal district court of appeals voted 2-1 last week to overturn the state’s 2008 ban on gay marriage, assuring that the case will go to the Supremes next. According to the National [...]
“MONEY TALKS!” ROMNEY SAYS, WINS FLORIDA Gingrich Down but Not Out, Says “46 States to Go.” Tampa, FL February 1st, 2012 (SHK) Mitt Romney bounced back with a convincing win in the Florida primary yesterday with a double-digit trouncing of Newt Gingrich. “The primaries are all about electability,” Gov. Romney said last night. “The Republican [...]
FACEBOOK LAUNCHES EPIC IPO First-ever Trillion-Dollar Market Valuation New York, NY February 4th, 2012 (SHK) Facebook announced this week that it will launch its historic IPO this coming May. The company has been valued at $30 trillion, about twice the size of America’s total GDP. “Our initial public offering will instantly make me the richest [...]
