THIS SPRING’S NEW SCUMBAG SITCOMS Four-letter Words Headline Network Lineups New York, NY March 26th, 2012 (SHK) America’s national TV networks have, in the words of one critic, “spawned a new generation of sitcoms that feature idiotic characters” in an attempt to reach a wider viewing audience. After Charlie Sheen’s recent off-screen drug-addled tempest, he [...]
LATINOS CAMPAIGN HOT-AND-HEAVY Crowds Shouting ABO! ‘Anybody But Obama!’ Pueblo, CO March 17, 2012 (SHK) Republicans and Democrats alike are now targeting Hispanic voters as their key to victory in the presidential campaign of 2012. Latinos are alternately ‘worried’ or ‘doubtful’ about the nation’s economic recovery, giving candidates the signals they need to campaign aggressively [...]
CHRIS CHRISTIE WEIGHS REPUBLICAN BID America’s overweight population ecstatic Trenton, New Jersey — October 3rd, 2011 (SHK) New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is surfing a wave of enthusiasm in support of his possible entry as a Republican candidate in the crowded but competitive national campaign for president. Gov. Christie is 5’11” tall, and although he [...]
REWRITING THE RULES OF GOLF Seniors, Electric Carts Prompt Changes Bridgewater, New Jersey September 18th, 2011 (SHK) As summer draws to a close, the United States Golf Association (USGA) today announced dramatic changes to its rules of golf. A rulebook that previously ran upwards of 200 pages has been boiled down to three. Demographics is [...]
MOTORBIKES WITH SIDECARS LATEST FAD Russian Army Retro Model Most Popular in America Moscow, Russia June 16th, 2011 (SHK) The Irbit Manufacturing Company of Russia has found a surprising new market for its military motorbikes with sidecars, selling them like hotcakes now to America’s aging Baby Boomers. “They’re so cool,” said Nancy Franklin, 63, of [...]
BLACKS MOVE BACK SOUTH, REVERSING TREND Many Buy White Slaves, Cite Justice Atlanta, GA April 25th, 2011 (SHK) America’s 2010 decennial census has confirmed a dramatic new social trend in US demographics, according to data released recently. Blacks moved South in increasing numbers during the past decade, reversing an historic trend. More black citizens have [...]
