MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD FAILS TO SNAG WILLIAMS Outbid by America’s Rejuvenated Republican Party Washington, DC April 8th, 2012 (SHK) In late-breaking news, the Muslim Brotherhood announced in Cairo today that their bid to acquire the services of Gregg Williams has come to naught. Williams, 54, is the former defensive coordinator for the New Orleans Saints who [...]
AFGHANS RIOT WHEN NATO TROOPS BURN KORAN Muslims in Michigan Retaliate, Set Fire to Bibles in Detroit New York, NY Feb 24th, 2012 (SHK) The world was shocked when it was revealed that NATO troops in Afghanistan admitted they had burned the Koran, the Holy Book of Islam, at Bagram this week. “We were told [...]
AFGHAN JIRGA DRAFTS CONSTITUTION Tajik, Pashtun, Alikozai tribes hail new pact Kabul, Afghanistan October 5th, 2011 (SHK) Leaders of three key tribal groups in Afghanistan put the finishing touches on a new Constitution yesterday, creating a brand-new country called the United States of Afghanistan. “Now when we hear shouts of ‘USA! USA!’ in hostile areas, [...]
WHERE’S MUAMMAR? New book is sweeping the Arab world Cairo, Egypt August 29th, 2011 (SHK) Although Libya’s rebels have gained the upper hand in their fight to oust Muammar el-Qaddafi, nobody seems to know where he is. The Brother Leader releases his dramatic pronouncements almost daily, insisting he “will never give up.” But the transmissions [...]
HISTORIC CHRISTIAN TEXTS UNEARTHED Jordan Cache Casts Doubt on Life of Jesus Amman, Jordan. July 26th, 2011 (SHK) A trove of previously unknown documents from the early Christian era has been unearthed in the desert near Madaba, in western Jordan, Biblical scholars at Yeshiva University’s School of Archeology in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, announced today. Yeshiva’s curriculum [...]
CHAOS IN YEMEN, ECONOMY COLLAPSING In the capital – no water, no electricity, no fuel Many say, “Who cares?” Sanaa, Yemen June 9th, 2011 (SHK) Yemen’s president, Ali Abdullah Saleh, is wounded and seeking medical treatment in Saudi Arabia, one of his many benefactors. The Saudis hint that they plan to keep him and not [...]
